在某個知名內地論壇看到一個很牛B的個人簽名...
雖然意識好像有點ＯＯＸＸ...不過挺好笑的, 就姑且貼上來分享一下吧.
有冒犯請插.
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光驱说：我好惨，每天被人插。
软驱说：我更惨，现在都没人愿意插我了。
U盘说：谁有我惨？插完这边就去插那边，一不小心还会被感染。
主板：不要以为我被很多东西插会很爽，其实我最惨，他们插进来后一般就都不动了，那叫一个难受啊。
声卡：我插上主板不动不说还得整天叫。
插头转换器说：你们都别说了! 唉,偶前面在插别人，后面还要被人插，到底谁最惨啊!
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難怪別人說終有一天電腦會向人類復仇...原來是這樣子啊. (誤)
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Shakespeare's Sonnets, my favourite
No more be grieved at that which thou hast done:
Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;
Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,
And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud.
All men make faults, and even I in this,
Authorizing thy trespass with compare,
Myself corrupting, salving thy amiss,
Excusing thy sins more than thy sins are;
For to thy sensual fault I bring in sense--
Thy adverse party is thy advocate--
And 'gainst myself a lawful plea commence:
Such civil war is in my love and hate
That I an accessary needs must be
To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me.
勸君莫為舊事暗神傷,
艷薇當有刺, 銀泉自有淤.
烏雲掩皓月, 日蝕遮朝陽.
婪蟲妄據最香嫩蕊中.
人均有錯, 我亦皆然.
暗許君蹓躂我心,
願使我身腐朽, 莫讓君有毫瑕 -
窮思極念以洗君罪愆;慮盡借口以赦君萬惡,
申冤者寧賣己為庇負心賊.
愛憎作亂難自決,
但能作倀成丘貉;
與君同謀, 劫奪我心.
Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;
Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,
And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud.
All men make faults, and even I in this,
Authorizing thy trespass with compare,
Myself corrupting, salving thy amiss,
Excusing thy sins more than thy sins are;
For to thy sensual fault I bring in sense--
Thy adverse party is thy advocate--
And 'gainst myself a lawful plea commence:
Such civil war is in my love and hate
That I an accessary needs must be
To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me.
勸君莫為舊事暗神傷,
艷薇當有刺, 銀泉自有淤.
烏雲掩皓月, 日蝕遮朝陽.
婪蟲妄據最香嫩蕊中.
人均有錯, 我亦皆然.
暗許君蹓躂我心,
願使我身腐朽, 莫讓君有毫瑕 -
窮思極念以洗君罪愆;慮盡借口以赦君萬惡,
申冤者寧賣己為庇負心賊.
愛憎作亂難自決,
但能作倀成丘貉;
與君同謀, 劫奪我心.
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