我妹妹好像不是一般的蠢...
事件一:
我朋友告訴我外國有麥當勞的大學.
我告訴我阿妹,
她說: 是教人買麥當勞的吧?
事件二:
她把整個奶酪的鋁紙上蓋撕下來放進口中舔,
...
然後, 刮傷了自己的口腔.
還有更多更多的例子...
我就不一一列舉了.
唉...怎麼辦?!
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Shakespeare's Sonnets, my favourite
No more be grieved at that which thou hast done:
Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;
Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,
And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud.
All men make faults, and even I in this,
Authorizing thy trespass with compare,
Myself corrupting, salving thy amiss,
Excusing thy sins more than thy sins are;
For to thy sensual fault I bring in sense--
Thy adverse party is thy advocate--
And 'gainst myself a lawful plea commence:
Such civil war is in my love and hate
That I an accessary needs must be
To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me.
勸君莫為舊事暗神傷,
艷薇當有刺, 銀泉自有淤.
烏雲掩皓月, 日蝕遮朝陽.
婪蟲妄據最香嫩蕊中.
人均有錯, 我亦皆然.
暗許君蹓躂我心,
願使我身腐朽, 莫讓君有毫瑕 -
窮思極念以洗君罪愆;慮盡借口以赦君萬惡,
申冤者寧賣己為庇負心賊.
愛憎作亂難自決,
但能作倀成丘貉;
與君同謀, 劫奪我心.
Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;
Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,
And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud.
All men make faults, and even I in this,
Authorizing thy trespass with compare,
Myself corrupting, salving thy amiss,
Excusing thy sins more than thy sins are;
For to thy sensual fault I bring in sense--
Thy adverse party is thy advocate--
And 'gainst myself a lawful plea commence:
Such civil war is in my love and hate
That I an accessary needs must be
To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me.
勸君莫為舊事暗神傷,
艷薇當有刺, 銀泉自有淤.
烏雲掩皓月, 日蝕遮朝陽.
婪蟲妄據最香嫩蕊中.
人均有錯, 我亦皆然.
暗許君蹓躂我心,
願使我身腐朽, 莫讓君有毫瑕 -
窮思極念以洗君罪愆;慮盡借口以赦君萬惡,
申冤者寧賣己為庇負心賊.
愛憎作亂難自決,
但能作倀成丘貉;
與君同謀, 劫奪我心.
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