萬試萬靈(幾乎啦), 個人斯巴達式(也就是自虐啦)頑疾治療(既減肥)法

(好小孩切勿模仿)

這個星期病得很重, 又咳又爆喉嚨痛又生唇瘡和飛滋又舌頭腫痛, 食不下嚥, 逼不得已在極度燥底下祭出了絕技 - 斯巴達式頑疾治療法:

原理: 跟細菌病毒同歸於盡 (也就是摧毀寄主的話, 寄生體也會隨即死亡的簡單道理啦)

目的: 主要就是要明確的傳達給身體一個訊息: 你不快點好起來的話, 我就把你跟你的敵人一起殺死

條件: 懷著與病毒不是你死, 便是我亡的無窮戰意 / 夠白痴 / 夠燥底

行為: 保持低調, 盡量不說話免得傷喉嚨, 平時不要太在意病情, 順其自然

飲食: 連續幾天什麼都不吃, 真的要吃也只在晚餐吃點粥, 肚餓了就飲點暖水, 直至好轉為止

藥品:
吃什麼種類 - 西藥和中藥一起吃 (不用怕, 抱著與病毒人鬼同途, 天地同壽的決心即可) (T__T)
吃了什麼 - 消炎藥兩三包啊, 銀橋解毒一罐啊, 牛黃解毒一罐啊, LYSOZYME兩包共幾廿粒啊, 史立消兩三盒啊, 廿四味啊, 什麼什麼沖劑啊, ...
吃多少 - 一份不夠的話就雙倍, 再不行就三倍 (我還沒有試過四倍, 勸你也不要試)
什麼時候吃 - 買幾包放在桌上, 喜歡就隨時拿來吃 (無聊就吃, 當糖吃)

睡眠: 訓多一點吧 (只有這個最正常XD)

結果:
1. 藥好像吃得有點多了, 會有少許頭痛 (>_<)
2. 口酸酸的, 舌頭有點黃色的泡泡, 不過不痛的~☆彡
3. 沒來由的有點牙痛 (被藥蛀壞了?會嗎?(・・;))
4. 間有肚痛肚瀉, 不過不太嚴重, 在可接受範圍之內 (;O;)
5. 病情好轉 (要不然我就不會在打BLOG了)＼(◎o◎)／！
6. 瘦了五磅 (很令人羨慕吧? ♡_♡)

註:
1. 這個療法只在本人身上測試過, 迄今也只測試了三四次左右. 說不定下一次就不靈驗了, 而且附送便當一個... (也說不定已經可能會有恐怖的後遺症呢~☆ミ)
2. 在看的朋友千萬不要一時衝動去嘗試, 您的生命很寶貴的, 我也很珍惜跟您的友誼, 不要做傻事啊!
3. 要是你一意孤行, 僥倖成功的話千萬不要推廣出去, 可能會鬧出人命的.
4. 這可是我在大病初癒之時, 未溫QP之際, 花了一個多小時辛辛苦苦, 含辛茹苦地打出來的, 大家可要看完就笑, 笑完就算啊!

Final disclaimer:
The above method described has not been thoroughly tested nor has it been backed by any scientific theories. You are strongly advised to consult your psychiatrist if you are naive enough to believe in the above method as mentioned. Consult your doctor when you feel ill instead.

No legal, civil, or constructive responsibility, liability, negligence, damages or whatsoever shall be assumed by the person contemplated the Sparta method for serious illness treatment (hereafter abbreviated as 'the method'), to whosoever acting on, or relying on 'the method' by whatsoever he/she did, or attempt to do, from this primary source of origination of 'the method' or third party information source which directly, or indirectly cites 'the method'. Professional advice must be sought before attempting to replicate 'the method' on any persons, or any living or non-living beings.

Tomorrow, job commence

Tomorrow, my graduation job would eventually commence. Lastly, and finally.

Looking back, I really think I prefer studying over working, despite I almost gave up a few times in times of tremendous stress; and the silly yet funny days I spent, not so long ago, seems so memorable and golden now.

Looking forward, hopefully I could cope well with the new environment and overcome my fatal weakness in fostering new and maintaining existing friendship. It is my Achilles Heel except that I have far more weakness than Achilles, say, for instance, being STUPID and IDIOTIC.

People suggested working in the harsh realistic world CHANGES people. I vote for it, and the degree and extent? Only time can tell.

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P.S.
I think I have to take a picture tomorrow - to compare and contrast 'Before Big 4' and 'After Big 4'. Nice idea, huh?

そして、さようなら。わたしの馬鹿さも、甘いさも、若いさも；お宅さも。。。

悲しいながら。。。

Windows 8 Details Emerge, and signs of Windows 9 too

From PC World

The version of Windows that succeeds Windows 7 will include a 128-bit architecture, according to an embarrassing leak from Microsoft's research and development team in the US.

Microsoft employee Robert Morgan appeared to detail the software giant's plans for Windows 8, and even Windows 9, on business networking site LinkedIn, where he listed his job as 'senior research and development'. His profile has now been removed from the main LinkedIn site, but is still viewable in Google's search cache.In it, he says he's "working in high security department for research and development involving strategic planning for medium and longterm projects."

He goes on to say his R&D projects include: "128-bit architecture compatibility with the Windows 8 kernel and Windows 9 project plan." He's also responsible for "forming relationships with major partners: Intel, AMD, HP and IBM."

Windows 7, due to become available worldwide on October 22, is available in both 32-bit and 64-bit versions. (See "Windows 7 Performance Tests.")

Indeed, we've had the option of 64-bit versions of Windows since Windows XP Professional x64 Edition was launched May 2005. But while XP's successor, Vista, is also available in both 32-bit and 64-bit versions, the latter has failed to take off in a big way.

64-bit computers, which can address more RAM and are theoretically more powerful than 32-bit equivalents, are likely to become more popular with Windows 7. A 128-bit version of Windows 8 would represent the next leap in performance.

According to Microsoft's plans to release a new desktop version of Windows every three years, Windows 8 is scheduled to become available in 2012.

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A 128 bit architecture, while 64 bit is now just enjoyed by a tiny proportion of early adapters?

Reasonable foreseeable for me would be the adoption of 64 bit OS universally in Windows 8 the earliest...

Mankind

人類はいつも間違いを繰り返す愚かな生き物だ。

うん。だからあたしもまだQP免許試験の勉強に間に合わないだ。
ゲームばかり遊ぶだからね。でへ～

(@_@。
ごめん。

Things could never get better in life.

Wrong Way

Every cloud has a silver lining? That gotta be kiddin'.
Incessant midnight endures, and fearful nightmares persist.
Reckon twilight could possibly exist?
No, the flashy light is from thunder -
a bolt from the blue, stunning and heart-chilling.
Yes, there could be light at the end of all the tunnel -
with the tunnel being endless, the twilight being meteoric,
and worst of all, a mirage shattering.

Every dog has his day? You gonna be shittin'
Inhumane abuse endures, and unbearable pain persist.
Thought your day could possible come?
No, the scene is from Disney -
a story by Coleridge*, romantic and non-existing.
Yes, there could be Cinderella at the end of all the suffering -
with the persecute being acute, the sneer being sad like ne'er*
and most of all, left dying.

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*Samuel Taylor Coleridge
*Never